Saturday, September 22, 2012

Add Walking to The List


Since my elbow is almost fully healed, the only logical thing for me to do next was injure another joint. A fully-functioning body is a gift only deserved by the normally functioning humans.

 Last night (Friday, September 21), I sprained my ankle. 




 I am usually very against foot photos. Feet are really gross and ugly and should be kept private. But, if I'm gonna share all my embarrassments, why not flaunt my monstrous ankle?




Spending a sunny, 80 degree Saturday on my bed with two computers whilst my friends are at Oyster festivals and such. I shall now add "walking" to the never-ending list of my incompetencies.

I cannot drive a car, ride a bicycle or walk without breaking or injuring something.

I joked about staying in alone after breaking my elbow. Perhaps this is a sign.